Boy: I’m a gentleman
*makes racial slur*
*calls a girl slutty for her shorts*
*makes homophobic comment*
*makes rape joke*
*calls feminists fat, unwanted, hairy lesbians*
*blames homeless people for their poverty*
*says women belong in the kitchen along with repeated sandwich jokes*
*is a Republican*
Boy: Stay classy
I love the look on his face when he gets to the smallest one.
wait a fucking minute
From The Ritz To The Rubble, the five minutes with Arctic Monkeys version. I especially like this one because you can still hear the puberty in Alex’s voice. (And the adorable voice cracks.)
Got too deep, but how deep is too deep?
something to talk about a story to tell ya
do you ever just eat really good food and moan like your having an orgasm